Chinese Proverbs, ENJOY !!!

Making the rounds in email today:

CHINESE PROVERBS
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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car gets exhausted.

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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

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Man with one chopstick goes hungry.

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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Man who fight with wife all day gets no piece at night.

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It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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